Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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