i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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