Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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