what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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