Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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