We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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