Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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