yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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