is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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