Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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