i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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