Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
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I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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