oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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