: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I woke up under a house in Key West
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
