brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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