I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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