real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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