whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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