ugly people sure do ruin things
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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