we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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