i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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