no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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