I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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