dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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