What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
