theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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