His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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