I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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