No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
