They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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