were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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