they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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