Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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