One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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