Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
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I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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