jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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