So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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