Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
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And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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