Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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