spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
So here I am, sexting at work.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
