How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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