David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
not ubering you a puppy
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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