Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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