I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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