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I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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