there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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