this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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