i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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