Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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