i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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