So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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