Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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