Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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