Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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