just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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